New supermarket

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

 I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Wow! Africa at its best

  

A regular occurrence at the Mfuwe Lodge in the South Luangwa National   Park in Zambia where the lodge was unwittingly built on the Elephant's traditional path through to some wild mango trees on the   property.    The herd of a dozen or so elephants walk through the   lodge's reception area at least twice a day for about 4 weeks and then sporadically   for about another 3 weeks to feed on the trees.  No incidents reported to date!

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Warning labels we really need

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Dead fly art. A little disgusting, but very funny

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2008 Contractor awards

Ladies & Gentlemen ... welcome to the  2008 Contractor Awards.

Nominees are:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

& the winner is.......

 

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If you can't find the book you're looking for, you're shopping at the

 

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Sunset in Harrysmith

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Now this is a kitty I wouldn't mind as a pet. Food bill may be a bit high

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