An Actual 1955 Housekeeping Monthly article. Aren't you glad we've moved on?
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Wat is die probleem met die SPRINGBOK – hy verteenwoordig mos die hele Suid Afrika. Sy pens is wit, sy rug is bruin en sy poephol is swart! |
Pietie wil TV koop en soek die remote.
Agent sê: Geen remote, jy noem net die stasie en hy skakel self oor.
Pietie sê "CNN" en wragtig dis op die skerm. Hy sê "e-tv" en dis op die skerm.
Hy vra die agent wat kos die TV. Agent sê "R 120 000.00".
Pietie sê "Kak!!!" en highlights van die All Blacks se laaste 3 wedstryde kom op die skerm!
Two Lenasian cousins, Ravi and Pravesh, are walking down the street one day.
They happen to come upon a crematorium.
Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, "Hey cousin, what's this crematorium thing?" Pravesh: "Hey no man, how must I know?"
Ravi: "Well run in there and check it out!" Pravesh runs in, a couple minutes later he exits the crematorium severely beaten, covered in his own blood. Ravi (quite shocked, asks): "And now Pravesh, what happened to you man?"
Pravesh: "No man, I go inside, right!" Ravi: "Right?" Pravesh: "I see all these sad people standing around, right?" Ravi: "Right?" Pravesh: "So I ask them, 'Hey what's cooking?'
| A sophisticated looking Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points to her right inner thigh - very high up. "Right here," she says, "I want you to tattoo a clay lamp and underneath it I want the word Diwali."
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